When you're wandering around an odds and ends shop - you know the places that have all the junk that no body wanted to buy; old cans of pet food, crappy garden ornaments and the like - and you hear the words Security to section 3, your heart starts to race. This could be it! My lucky day!.

The problem being that you don't know which section section 3 is and also you're not stealing anything. You think back a bit, I did put my thumb in my pants behind my jacket, that can look suspicious.

But alas, no security person wanders up to place a hand on your shoulder and you're let down. If you're the astute type, you may even make a mental note that where you are isn't section 3. May be next time the change to be righteous and uppity will present itself.